公园的长椅
crosstrainingcanadian:

These are strawberries.

crosstrainingcanadian:

These are strawberries.

pokemoncolosseum:

onlytheilluminatisurvive:

i cant breathe 

neither can her toes

about to watch the office final, and then doctor who series final tomorrow and im just not ready for all the sadness



Reversed cotton candy eating.

Reversed cotton candy eating.

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musicpopdomination:

Next time somebody tells you Lady Gaga can’t sing, play this for them.

ladyxgaga:

Photos of Gaga leaving the Versus Versace fashion show last night.

australiansanta:

u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice

Lady GaGa - Let Them Hoes Fight (feat. Trina)
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thatsartpop:

Let Them Hoes Fight, Full Version 

cowboybeboop:

reblgo if u want a thai gap like this

cowboybeboop:

reblgo if u want a thai gap like this

australiansanta:

selena gnomez

australiansanta:

selena gnomez

nightlifemingus:

3words-to-remember:

nightlifemingus:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

I am so confused. Like is this the wrong gif paired with the text? or are you analyzing it as a sex gif or what i dont know.

it’s a joke. the joke is that there is an incongruity between the text, which is an actual description of a sex gif i have copied and pasted, and the actual image. the juxtaposition is humorous because it is unexpected and ridiculous; not only for the obvious lack of sex between pooh and his target, but also because of lines such as “[…] how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough.” this example is in direct opposition with the action of the .gif: pooh and the man are in the beginnings of a physical altercation, there is no intimacy here. they are looking at each other with fear on one end and aggression on the other, and if they were to be able to get “close enough,” it would lead pooh to strike this man with the bat. i hope this helps and that you are able to laugh at my joke. please laugh at my jokes.

nightlifemingus:

3words-to-remember:

nightlifemingus:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

I am so confused. Like is this the wrong gif paired with the text? or are you analyzing it as a sex gif or what i dont know.

it’s a joke. the joke is that there is an incongruity between the text, which is an actual description of a sex gif i have copied and pasted, and the actual image. the juxtaposition is humorous because it is unexpected and ridiculous; not only for the obvious lack of sex between pooh and his target, but also because of lines such as “[…] how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough.” this example is in direct opposition with the action of the .gif: pooh and the man are in the beginnings of a physical altercation, there is no intimacy here. they are looking at each other with fear on one end and aggression on the other, and if they were to be able to get “close enough,” it would lead pooh to strike this man with the bat. i hope this helps and that you are able to laugh at my joke. please laugh at my jokes.

japanesewannabe:

She’s back!We love her again!She’s innocent! The new girl!

japanesewannabe:

She’s back!

We love her again!

She’s innocent! 

The new girl!